I am so proud of the reactions I got from this short story, read!!!
Uber Sims
No.26
Mrs. Sims came into class with a box and said we had a sub today. She left the box on the floor and went out of the room. Five minutes passed, and my other classmates and I began to wonder, "Where’s our sub?" The box started moving, causing Ezzy to flip out of his chair. The box had burst open and Mrs. Sims jumped out. Everyone was pondering, is this a magic trick?
“I am your sub today. Call me Mrs. Uber Sims. I am a clone bought from eBay to help Mrs. Sims.”
She was already programmed with students' names, homework, assignments, etc. “All right class, go to Moodle and pick Advance English Practice 1. Tyler, read the first paragraph.”
Everyone gasped when the clone said his name right. Class was dismissed when the bell rang. Through the course of the day people were talking all about Uber Sims and how much better she taught class. After lunch, Ms. Kelley talked over the intercom and cheerfully said that Uber Sims had won the Teacher of the Year award, which frustrated Mrs. Sims. She wanted that award!
The next day, Mrs. Sims came in the room and stood in front of Uber Sims in an intimidating manner. They were completely identical, so no one knew which Sims was the real Sims.
“I have to do my job and teach this class!” one Sims said.
“What are you talking about?!” the other Sims said in rebuttal.
Jonathon replied, “We have a problem here…”
Chris got up from his seat and asked a Sims one question “What is that kid’s name?”
“That’s easy. His name’s Tyler,” said one Sims. At that point, all the students tackled that Sims, for they knew that the real Sims would have called him Tracy. The real Mrs. Sims thanked her students and from that day on she never bought anything from eBay again.
4 comments:
I'm still laughing! What a great idea to post it on your blog! Tankx!
Nice links, even though the one is only available to members. I realized that I only had you listed to comment on one partner's blog, even though you have me for two classes. For the other class, I'll let you pick anyone's blog to comment on! You lucky devil! Just let me know who you have picked.
On Johnny's blog, you only had 21 words! It is supposed to be 75-100. This makes your grade a C+. Do a better job on your second comment.
what is up my main man!? I'm totally diggin' your blog. I love the background. It's hip to the hop. Your story about Uber Sims was hilarious! I always thought you were funny but danggo man. F-u-n-n-y! Also, lego my blogos, awesome! I noticed you like hamsters. I used to watch that Hamtaro show too, back in the day. Is it still on TV anywhere? If not, it should be. I'm about to check out your new lapis-links now.
Who did you leave a second comment for? You needed five more links.
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